Sunday, March 30, 2008

Saw (2004)

SYNOPSIS: Sick killer teaches moral lessons to wayward souls using deep baritone and creepy puppet.
HIGHS: Danny Glover (the only real actor in the film - did he need the money?)
LOWS: The puppets weren't the only wooden actors.
MEMORABLE LINES: Adam: I don't care if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15-hooker gang bang!
NOTES: Features former Princess Bride star Carey Elwes (with a few extra lbs).

Sammy: 6.5/10
Johnny: 7/10

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