Sunday, March 30, 2008

Cemetary Man (1996)

SYNOPSIS: A brilliantly bloody black comedy that is a delightfully surreal stew of sex, death, splatter, male-bonding, barfing, zombies & the ultimate meaning of life. ALL with Rupert Everett.
HIGHS: Gnaghi barfs on Tina the Mayor's daughter. She takes it well though, and her head ends up in the TV. Mayor exclaiming: But how did you end up on TV darling?
LOWS: Murder spree in hospital. Shoots nun, doctor, nurse. Nun was praying, doctor was settling scores, nurse didn't believe him.
MEMORABLE LINES: Rupert: I haven't read more than two books in my entire life. And one I never finished.

Sammy: 2/10
Johnny: 2/10

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