Tales From the Hood (1995)

SYNOPSIS: From executive producer Spike Lee comes a hood of horrors where the only rule is chill or be chilled!
HIGHS: The shit. It be everywhere. Tiny Afro-American cannibal dolls who hunt white people. Sam likes the banana hammock.
LOWS: Poor man's Angela Bassett and an even poorer man's Malcolm Jamal Warner - but the REAL Corbin Bernson in a wig!
MEMORABLE LINES: Homie #1 "I ain't into this dead people shit." Sammy "Put a cork in that doll's ass!" Demented Corbin Bernson to little voodoo doll pinned to a dart board while he aims a shotgun at it "I'm gonna shoot off your little N-Word balls now!"

Sammy: 5/10
Johnny: 3/10
Sian: 8.5/10
Rob: 6/10

An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)

SYNOPSIS: The five star (!) sequel to An American Werewolf in London, featuring three college dudes and werewolves that walk on two legs! Dude!
HIGHS: Doin' it on Jim Morrison's grave! Mesh wife-beater (he's too sexy for his wolf).
LOWS: Features a young Anthony Kedis look-a-like. Werewolf doesnt' look like a wolf. Dead Chick: Thanks for a lovely evening - Douche Bag!
NOTE: Kedis look-a-like escapes from church with a cross strapped to his back - in slow-mo!

Sammy: 1/10
Johnny: 1/10
Sian: .5/10
Rob: 2/10