Sleepaway Camp 3 (1989)

SYNOPSIS: Transsexual psycho Angela Baker joins some horny teens and Melanie Griffith's sister for death by axe, firecrackers, lawn mower and stick.
HIGHS: "Milk Shake" boob tats. Bra optional. Death by stick. Fornicators.
LOWS: Tina Turner wig.
MEMORABLE LINES: Black Dude: Suck my dick, Spic. Ginger: Tony, what's it like being in a gang? Tony: You know, baggy pants, low-riders and bandannas.

Sammy: 2/10
Johnny: 2/10
Sian: 3/10
Rob: 3/10

Sleepaway Camp 2 (1988)

SYNOPSIS: Transsexual lunatic Angela Baker (yes, the sister of Bruce Springstein) is about to teach bad campers a brutal lesson in survival amidst gratuitous nudity and rampant mullets.
HIGHS: Panty Raid! Rampant Mullets. Jockstrap Raid! Death by toilet!
LOWS: Would you believe, none? Except maybe that the girl on the DVD jacket is way hotter than the real Angela.
MEMORABLE LINES: "What happened to the killer?" "I heard she's playing the dark-haired girl in the Facts of Life." Brad: I live with my Dad. We get along OK but he's a young guy. He needs some time to himself. Cowgirl: Ain't no skin off my tits.

Sammy: 6/10
Johnny: 2.5/10
Sian: 9.5/10
Rob: 5/10

Black Sheep (2006)

SYNOPSIS: A frenzy of severed limbs and manic mutton, definitely not for the weak of heart, where mutant flesh-eating sheep run amok in rural New Zealand.
HIGHS: White rubber bots. Toonces, the driving sheep. Tiny genetically mutated sheep sitting on Grant's shoulder.
LOWS: The blooper reel.
MEMORABLE LINES: Henry "It's not about the sheep. I have other issues to resolve." Experience "You're a tree!" Henry "I'm not a tree, I'm a fucking sheep!" Sammy "It's a lot of fun actually!"

Sammy: 7/10
Johnny: 6/10
Sian: 8/10
Rob: 9/10