Prince of Darkness (1987)

SYNOPSIS: In an abandoned church, a mysterious green liquid that has been hidden away for centuries is finally discovered. Various PHD students are gathered together to study it - what they find is the incarnation of evil itself! Zombies ensue (of course).
HIGHS: Open shirt solitaire. Alice Cooper! Worm-splattered windows.
LOWS: Extra-long scissor stabbing on a pile of beetles. (Or is that a high?) Blondie's eye movements.
MEMORABLE LINES: Have you seen Susan? Who? The radiologist with the glasses. (Spoken by just about everyone.)

Sammy: 7/10
Ann: 7/10

Wolfman (1982)

SYNOPSIS: A family curse, a young Colin Glasgow, a race for time, an unholy man. The usual.
HIGHS: Classic hair sweater. Colin is hot! Not just a hair sweater, it's a full-on fur coat! Wolfman jogs! Beer bottle to the face - two times!
LOWS: Colin Glasgow? Sounds suspiciously like Elvis. Wolfman feet > like shoes with hair on them. Probably the worst acting in movie history.
MEMORABLE LINES: Colin: Will you come with me? Lady: Yes, Just let me tell father... and get my cape.

Sammy: 0/10
Johnny: 1/10
Sian: .5/10
Nick: 0/10

Trailer Park of Terror (2008)

SYNOPSIS: Juvenile delinquents + pastor chaperone's bus crashes in hicksville - population: one crazy lady and her band of zombies.
HIGHS: Poor man's Jamie Pressly with hot body. Peeing Acid.
LOWS: CG Aerial view of road/rain scene. 45 minutes in - NO ZOMBIES! Musical interludes.
MEMORABLE LINES: Pastor: Thank you ma'am, for everything. Ma'am: Shhhhh. My back door is always open! Pudge Lady: I smell meat!

Sammy: 2/10
Jasin: 1/10

Dr. Terror's House of Horrors (1965)

SYNOPSIS: Five strangers meet on a train destined for hell. Features a hot young Donald Sutherland.
HIGHS: Fingerless gloves. A painting monkey.
LOWS: The English COW. Werewolf knocks at the door to come in.
MEMORABLE LINES: Dude: A gypsy once told me I was going to get an unexpected gift. Later that day, I walked under a pigeon. Werewolf howls, woman: I didn't hear anything. Scottish Groundskeeper: It must be the coffin of Cosmo Valdemar! Botanist: A plant with intelligence? A plant like that could rule the world!

Sammy: 3/10
Johnny: 3/10
Sian: 5/10
Polly: 4/10
Dimmy: 10/10

Paranormal Activity (2007)

SYNOPSIS: A suburban couple move into their new home and never have a sound sleep again! They are increasingly disturbed by a mysterious dark presence.
HIGHS: Sleep standing. Flaming ouija board.
LOWS: Man vs Demon.
MEMORABLE LINES: I could barely hear the dialogue.
NOTE: Not sure on the discrepancy of grading here. It completely creeped me out - but maybe because I really got into it. I was scared to go to sleep when I got home alone. I think there were too many lulls for the low scorers. Judge for yourself!

Sammy: 8/10
Johnny: 1/10
Sian: 8/10
Ann: -1/10
Alek: 1/10