SYNOPSIS: Stylish 70s Drac tries to wipe out humanity with the Black Plague. Oh, SO 70s.HIGHS: Slo-mo strangulation. Nice psychadelic disco-horror tunes, baby! RED DOSSIER. Inspector Murray - might he be Scottish?
LOWS: Wings! I hope that's not Murray! Sammy: That's SO Richard Ashcroft. Matching sheepskin vests for easy thug ID. Fake backhand - take THAT bitch! Van Helsing - tiny gun, Monopoly-sized! Must mean he's not insecure in his manhood. Dude gets shot: Must jump on car before death. So dramatic! Sheepskin thug reading the paper while waiting for Murray & Ginger. Good job of hiding!
MEMORABLE LINES: Murray: Run like hell! (to Ginger)
Sammy: 4/10
Johnny: 3/10
Sian: 4/10
Kathy: 3/10
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