Sunday, July 18, 2010

Freddie vs Jason (2003)

SYNOPSIS: Freddie - devastated that he has been forgotten (and therefore, has no power to kill), he brings Jason back to life to get the ball rolling on a murderous rampage. Tables are soon turned on Freddie when Jason gets greedy on the killing front. Here's where the whole Freddie vs Jason part comes in!
HIGHS: Folded in half! Dude! Casting Call must have read a little something like this: Wanted - Lots of big faux boobs.
LOWS: Machete - through the tree?! Nothing says awesome like glow sticks at a cornfield rave.
MEMORABLE LINES: Freddie to Jason "Welcome to my nightmare". Dude hoping to get into Laurie's pants "Hey Laurie - I like the flow of your place." Kia to Blake " We don't have time for date-a-dork today."
NOTE: Never trust adults.

Sammy: a surprising 5/10
Johnny: 3/10
Sian: 5/10