SYNOPSIS: An ancient mummy starts sucking the souls out of senior's home residents leaving an elderly Elvis with a puss-filled boil on his dong to save the day.HIGHS: Flashing of the "Love Nest". Sian likes dialogue
LOWS: Dong cream application - GROSS!
MEMORABLE LINES: Elvis to Roach: A big bitch roach like you should know; you never fuck with the king. Old Black Dude: Would you like a ding dong? I don't mean mine. I mean a chocolate one...actually mine'd be chocolate too.
Sammy: 4/10
Johnny: 3/10
Sian: 5/10
