SYNOPSIS: Vacant-gazed mannequin shop owner restores vintage
'quins and creeps the streets of LA for new "wigs". Only luscious styles reminding him of his (literal) whore mother will do. HIGHS: Saucy girl-on-girl mannequin poses. Elija's surprisingly bland lower half. Meat cleaver in the face! Getting literally torn to pieces.
LOWS: Music by "Rob". Super easy scalping right off the top (Pun intended? I'll let you decide!). Poor man's cirque du soleil action. Completely deserted streets... of LA. Devastating car crash – when they were going only about 20k an hour.
MEMORABLE LINES: "There's no way you can get away with brushing you hair topless in a movie and live. It's a rule." - Jon "Watch it, fuck face"- Guy on the street serving bear realness
Sammy: 6/10
Johnny: 5/10
Sian: 4/10
