Sunday, April 17, 2011

Troll (1986)

SYNOPSIS: "That's one strange movie." said Sam as the trailer played. Trolls transforming an apartment building into their natural fairy habitat as they destroy everyone in their path. Features a hawt Sonny Bono.
HIGHS: The midget drinks G&T! The trolls sing!
LOWS: Sonny Bono, swinger.
MEMORABLE LINES: "My name is Harry Potter, and I review books." Sam "Like the troll can read." Kid "My name's Harry Potter Jr."

Sammy: 1/10
Johnny: 1/10
Sian: 2/10

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