The Hunger (1983)

SYNOPSIS: Vampire is a word you won't hear in this vampire movie! Instead they collect souls and lovers.
HIGHS: Nothing says hot like an angry monkey.
LOWS: Bowie not in space, just old.
MEMORABLE LINES: Poor man's Snoop Dog "That's a 2,000 dollar monkey you're talking about."
NOTE: They did not say vampire even once. Well played.

Sammy: 3/10
Johnny: 3/10
Sian: 3/10