SYNOPSIS: A priest submits himself to a seemingly fatal medical experiment. Rather than dying, he has an unexpected reaction - turning into a vampire! This bizarre film is full of beauty, gore, sadness, perverse sexuality, and several twists and turns. HIGHS: Toe & foot fetish! Arm-pit love! (You haven't lived until you've licked a pit!)
LOWS: The fact that this epic film was over two hours long.
MEMORABLE LINES: Lady "She was an orphan. I raised her like a daughter and a puppy." Kang Woo "She's a yheti" Subtitles " Both moaning." and "Sizzling." and " Both crying out." Priest "Cut off the ankles and hang them over the tub. We can put the rest in tupperware and keep them in the freezer." and "Let's give Mrs. Ra our positive energy - oasis-style."
Sammy: 8/10
Johnny: 6/10
Sian: 8/10
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