Sunday, April 17, 2011

Tales from the Dark Side (1990)

SYNOPSIS: Brace yourself for some killer stories featuring a modern-day witch, an evil mummy and a cat from hell - in this cult classic, fear comes in 3's.
HIGHS: Sian likes the short shorts. Julianne Moore gets stuffed - with flowers. A young "hot" Steve Buscemi.
LOWS: Who doesn't wear a mock turtle neck with some sweats. Mummy says "Duh"
MEMORABLE LINES: Sian "Is that the mummy?" Sam "No, it's Steve Buscemi."
NOTE: When stuffing a mummy, always use onions.

Sammy: 1/10
Johnny: 2/10
Sian: 3/10

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