Sunday, April 17, 2011

Silent Hill (2006)

SYNOPSIS: Rose flees with her child to the deserted town of Silent Hill (aka Brantford!) in search of answers and discovers it's unlike anywhere she's ever been.
HIGHS: Crazy miners with a canary. The beetle has a face! The old knife in the boot trick.
LOWS: How can you have a female biker cop in leather pants and NOT have any hot lesbian action?
MEMORABLE LINES: Lady "Fuck you, stupid cop." Husband "I felt her... perfume." Creepy Religious Lady " Look a this map. Memorize it."

Sammy: 5/10
Johnny: 4/10
Sian: 3/10
Polly: 4/10
Dimmy: 5/10

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