Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Wizard of Gore (2007)

SYNOPSIS: A crotch-stuffing Crispin Glover stars as the Wizard of Gore, a greasy-handed magician whose lovely assistants all turn up dead.
HIGHS: Blood wrestling and Brad Dourif as Billy bob Thrornton. Ghetto Alice Cooper. Sammy likes crotch-stuffing Crispin.
LOWS: Maggot eating. "Herbals in Your Mouth" - classy! Enough with the paper bag already.
MEMORABLE LINES: Ed: Make like a bunny and bounce.

Sammy: 4/10
Johnny: 3/10
Sian: 3/10

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