SYNOPSIS: Strange things happen when a family moves into a mansion next to a cemetery. They find a maggot-spewing zombie doctor living in the basement!HIGHS: A beard & a turtleneck - two things Sammy enjoys in a man. Baby Mick Jagger (named BOB of all things) - lips! lips! lips! Freudstein! Gore-fest! Super intense eye closeups.
LOWS: Quality voice over skills. That's one mighty bat - death by scissors, Bob gets splattered. Tiny axe to the rescue.
MEMORABLE LINES: Real estate agent: Damn tombstone!
Sammy: 6/10
Johnny: 4/10
Sian: 5.5/10
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