Saturday, May 23, 2009

The Legend of Hell House (1973)

SYNOPSIS: Exciting chiller about 4 psychic investigators and the dark, brooding mansion they call the "Mt. Everest" of haunted houses. It will thrill and delight from the first creaking door to the last slithering shadow.
HIGHS: Shadow sex scene (saucy!), attack (stuffed) black cat, sweet camera spin, staged zoom-in (dramatic!), kinky ghost sex (hot!).
LOWS: Dead cat in shower :(
MEMORABLE LINES: Possessed Miss Tanner to Roddy: You might have been hot stuff when you were fifteen, but now you're SHIT! Mrs. Barrett to Mr. Barrett: Can I help you with something? Mr. Barrett: No, it's too complicated. (In sexist, demeaning tone.)

Sammy: 5/10
Special Guest Panel:
Pin: 5/10
Ingrid: 4/10
Daniel: 5.5/10

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