SYNOPSIS: A real-life Bruce Campbell is recruited to kill Guan Di the ancient Chinese warlord of bean curds.HIGHS: Lil' Miss Skyscraper
LOWS: Not sure why we didn't write any down - were there too many to mention - or really none? You be the judge.
MEMORABLE LINES: Dude: Forget thumbs, Ebert wouldn't light his crack with this shit! Bruce: I know a bar where the drinks are cheap - and I'll be there. Bruce: I don't give a shit if you're the King of Kiss My Ass! Kid: Are you ready for this Bruce? Bruce: Kid, I've made a move in Bulgaria. I'm ready for anything.
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