SYNOPSIS: A wild and gruesome horror shocker that Fangoria calls "The best serious fright film ever made about Bigfoot" Enough said. (Wonder how much they got paid to say that?)HIGHS: Some sweet binocular action (where they forgot to binocularize the first shot). Bigfoot angry! Not like you! Argh!
LOWS: Sparky, no! Local Farmers Terrorized by Mysterious Beast! ~ Flatwoods Daily. No budget for lights... or sound.
MEMORABLE LINES: Absolutely none. This movie could be called Abominable for many other reasons.
NOTE: In order to defeat Bigfoot, honk car horn. Bigfoot not like car horn.
Sammy: a very generous 0/10
Johnny: 1/10
Sian: 4/10
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