Saturday, January 16, 2010

Hatchet (2006)

SYNOPSIS: A group of tourists on a haunted swamp tour star in a screamingly funny carnage classic that Ain't it Cool News hails as "indescribably awesome".
HIGS: Lots o' boobies. Power sander to the face!
LOWS: Too many to mention.
MEMORABLE LINES: Redneck: She tried to bite my sack off! Marcus: I think I'd rather skin my own dick. Dude: You don't bang an itchy chick! Skank: You do know the vibrator goes in your cootch, not your ear?

Sammy: 3/10
Johnny: 3/10
Sian: 4/10

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