Saturday, August 30, 2008

Tales From the Hood (1995)

SYNOPSIS: From executive producer Spike Lee comes a hood of horrors where the only rule is chill or be chilled!
HIGHS: The shit. It be everywhere. Tiny Afro-American cannibal dolls who hunt white people. Sam likes the banana hammock.
LOWS: Poor man's Angela Bassett and an even poorer man's Malcolm Jamal Warner - but the REAL Corbin Bernson in a wig!
MEMORABLE LINES: Homie #1 "I ain't into this dead people shit." Sammy "Put a cork in that doll's ass!" Demented Corbin Bernson to little voodoo doll pinned to a dart board while he aims a shotgun at it "I'm gonna shoot off your little N-Word balls now!"

Sammy: 5/10
Johnny: 3/10
Sian: 8.5/10
Rob: 6/10

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