Friday, March 26, 2010

Demons (1985)

SYNOPSIS: A splatter shocker combination of creepy terror and relentless gore-orgy.
HIGHS: Pimp 'n hos! Red pants are hot. Scalp the Ginger!
LOWS: Brought to you by Coke-a-Cola. A helicopter falls through the roof? For reals? (Yes.)
MEMORABLE LINES: "Nostradamus? Sounds like a rap group to me." Poor Man's Sly Stallone (Sniffs some cola): This shit will wake up the dead.

Sammy: 6/10
Johnny: 6/10
Sian: 4/10

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