SYNOPSIS: Unlike any fright film you've ever seen; 2 brothers discover that their local mortuary hides a legion of hooded killer dwarf creatures. If this one doesn't scare you - you're already dead!HIGHS: A poor man's adolescent Mick Jagger, TIGHT pants, open shirt & a shotgun.
LOWS: BBF - Before Boxer Shorts. BYOGS (Bring Your Own.... we forget)
MEMORABLE LINES: Michael - Give me back my hand! Man see's boobs - "Wow" Kid - Ummmmmm.... oh shit! Tommy - This guy's not going to leak all over my ice cream, is he? Sian - I don't know what's going on!
Sammy: 4/10
Johnny: 2/10
Sian: 3/10
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