SYNOPSIS: Week-old dead pilot infects hicksville's drinking water. Crazies (not zombies) ensue.HIGHS: Bone saw to crotch! Pitchfork to torso! Crazies (not zombies) car wash! Surprisingly intelligent characters - for once.
LOWS: Random ribbit.
MEMORABLE LINES: Poor Man's Joshua Jackson: Don't ask me why I can't leave without my wife, and I won't ask you why you can.
Sammy: 6.5/10
Jasin: 5/10
